i’m writing to let myself know i’m out there and unpredictable, and in the way that hearing it should be good for me. i'm writing to let myself know i didn't forget the date.

i’ve been carefully putting myself together for a long time now. the goal is to be really shameless about it. i preach shamelessness. you might have objections, but i’ve been in hiding to prove my own point. i’ve been in hiding to prove everything. i’ll let you see me by process of elimination because it’s how i see myself. i’ll tell myself what i’m not and you’ll be able to watch. then we’ll beat the replication crisis together.

if you lost yours i’ll let you have some of mine